“OH to be in England!” well not northern England it seems, when it comes to flooding.
Anywhere in the world that needs aid we are there.
Any corrupt tinpot dictator, with a tin can, can expect Mr Cameron, or rather us, to cough up.
But when we need help, take a look at the people of Croston, beautiful place, but prone to the odd flood.
Their flood defences? Well, OK , but we’ll need £900 from each household to pay for it.
If it floods again and Cameron or one of his cronies turn up for a photo shoot wearing a silly pair of wellies, chuck him in the river.
It won’t stop the flood, but you’ll feel better.